I got ketchup on my blue jeans, I just burnt my hand

Lord, it's hard to be a bachelor man

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean

I got girls that can do anything in between

I got to get ready, make everything right

'Cause all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight

Do you wanna drink, hey do you wanna party?

Hey honey, this is old Hank, ready to get the thing started

We cooked the pig in the ground, got some beer on ice

And all my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight

Now my party pad is out in the woods

It's a long, long way from here to Hollywood

But I got some natural queens out on the floor

And old Miss Mississippi just walked through the door

Got a little wirlpool just made for ten

And you can jump out and you can jump in

You can do anything that you want to do

But uh-uh, don't you step on my cowboy boots

Do you wanna drink, hey do you wanna party?

Hey, this is old Hank, ready to get your summer started

I cooked a pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice

And all my rowdy friends are coming over tonight

Do you wanna drink, hey do you wanna party?

Hey, hey this is rock and Randall Hank, ready to get the summertime started

We cooked the pig in the ground, we got some beer on ice

All my rowdy friends are comin' over tonight

That's right, come on in