Add the leftover vegetables and crush, then stir through the smoked fish. Heat through for three ... Fry the bubble and squeak until golden-brown all over. Drain on kitchen paper and keep warm ...

(It was Aristotle, in 350 BCE, who first noted that fish “emit certain inarticulate sounds and squeaks”. In an aside, what did the man not do?). Thousands of years later, work in the field of ...