After all, this appearance as Dame Trot in Jack and the Beanstalk in Greenock is his 40th ... And my dad used to say to me ‘Remember, son, when you walk out on stage, we’ll be sitting in ...

Jack lives in a small village with his Ma. They are very poor and hungry but when they look in the kitchen cupboards they can only find mouldy cheese, a rotten apple core and a pair of smelly socks.

When he goes over to the window Jack sees an enormous plant, reaching up into the sky - the beanstalk! Jack is delighted that the old man really had been telling the truth after all - and now Jack ...

London’s biggest queer panto Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! helps redress this imbalance, with enough dick jokes to butt you into the new year. Created by the team behind the previous ...

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