The second annual bash for the pop-country icon was a packed celebration of blonde wigs, pink drinks and a few boob jokes.

"So I go to my car, about to get in, go to sit down, and someone grabs my hair and starts Tasing me on ... like blazing my horn, and they didn't do anything," she said. Her attacker threatened ...

"So I go to my car, about to get in, go to sit down, and someone grabs my hair and starts Tasing me on ... like blazing my horn, and they didn't do anything," she said. Her attacker threatened ...

But Dark Noon is merely ripping the romance out of white heroes with guns, emphasised by being performed by South Africans, most of whom are black, provocatively donning absurd blond wigs and ...

“That was my first taste of showbiz: a white piano, and I had to dress up in a big jacket and a wig, because it was Eddie ... who had a luxurious mane of hair, a goatee beard and large glasses ...