It is, however, Oscar-winning fantasy director Guillermo del Toro’s take ... and her sister, the spirit of death (both voiced by Tilda Swinton) have given the wooden Pinocchio life as well ...

And if that's not enough for you to go all in on Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio, this should do the trick: Pinocchio dances with a piece of wooden puppet poo while making fun of Italian dictator ...