And for you die-hard milk and cheese fans who believe that life is best viewed through butter-coated glasses: I spread my palms and invite you to give a non-dairy cream sauce a try ... you can toss in ...

It would seem that homemade pimiento cheese—the classic Southern spread made with cheese ... and it's ridiculously simple: garlic salt. Preferably, Lawry's Garlic Salt. It's the coarse-ground one with ...