Cobbler, cobbler buckle my shoe, Get it done by half-past two, Stitch it up and stitch it down, Then I'll walk around the town. Cobbler, cobbler lace my shoe, Get it done by half-past two ...

Up until this year, I don't think I've worn the shoe trend I'm about to discuss since the approximate age of seven, but the fashion world wants us to embrace it again and so I shall. Someone else ...